Since there is little chance that the Uber Liberal, excuse me, “Progressive,” governor of the Empire State aka New York will appoint a Libertarian, Conservative or even moderate replacement for Senator Hillary Clinton when she moves off to Foggy Bottom I am supporting the candidacy of Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg.
Although I disagree with her on just about everything she posseses some attributes that speak well of her candidacy.
Here they are.

1. She’s loaded. Estimated worth 100 million PLUS.With all the crooks running through the hall of Congress it would be nice to have someone who could not be bought off by a lobbyist and she could finance her own campaigns.

2. She is not surrounded by scandal – no “love” children; one husband; no spare boyfriends or girl friends; no trips to D.C. to the Mayflower Hotel with an assigned client number;no toe tapping in the Ladies’ Room;no selling of senate seats.

3.She is not a Kennedy MAN, which means -
a. she has not drowned any young women in the back of her car after a drunken orgy.
b. she has not gone through the ordeal of a trial for RAPE.
c. she did not make her fortune the old fashion way – CRIME. Her Granddad was a great rum runner after all.
d. she has not had any heads of state assassinated.
e. she is not a drunk.
f. she is not a drug addict.
g. she is not a sex degenerate who has had sex with the underage baby sitter.
h. she has not publicly given “scandal” to the Catholic Church by acting against almost all its basic doctrines and moral teachings and still keeping the charade that she is a practicing member of the Church.

4. She is predictable. We will know exactly how she will vote as a liberal Kennedy Democrat.

5. Tina Fey could do ravaging skits about her on SNL, ala Sarah Palin especially the “You know” thing. Well you know that ain’t happenin’ after all she ‘s still a darling of the mass media.

6. She is a woman which is probably her most positive aspect.

7. She’s better than what is sitting there now- think Lautenberg, Craig, Boxer,Schumer, Byrd – good grief.

So to quote a great English Bard, sort of “You can’t always get what you want, but if you try real hard you get “what you can bear.”
SWEET CAROLINE.